spring / winter group text

[katzepaw]

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monday; w6

[katzepaw]

Spring,

Winter Dorm recognizes the envoy you have sent to us. Though his manners leave much to be desired, the gesture is appreciated.

This week, we would like to prove ourselves once and for all in a water gun fight. We would like to invite you to ally with us and join us in a challenge against Fall and Summer Dorms. Can we count on your support?

Sincerely yours,

Winter Dorm

[headmt]

[hewwo springles]

Also you lot should get your arses over here there's some sort of incredible fancy camp for rich kids!

Bring your meats or whatnot we can make a day of it.

[dont say it like that]

[steelo]

i think that means we're gonna have a barbecue
lemme cook for you again!!

[headmt]

Yes, imagine yourself as the dog picture. That's you, dreaming of meats.

[steelo]

i think we all stopped imagining ourselves as dogs finally.......?? lol

[disreguarded]

[disreguarded]

[this isn't helpful but:]

Bring your meats. Who says that.

[headmt]

It's a special code that only Springs will understand.

[ambiography]

Springs and Ichiro, apparently.

[headmt]

And Ichiro! Don't tell them, but the infiltration is already working.

[ambiography]

Yes, extremely sneaky of you.

[disreguarded]

Ichiro's got one foot in Spring, the traitor

Oh wait we're supposed to be allies
The not traitor

[ambiography]

I'm sure I have no idea why.

[steelo]

Always important for a yorozuya owner to understand his customers!

[katzepaw]

We have glamping this week outside. There is room for all.

[feytality]

molly!!! We're the ones bbqing around here!!

[ betrayal???? ]

[headmt]

I'm not bbqing. You're bbqing. But in our fancy camp or something. Or for everyone, I suppose I'm not parent who tells you who to bbq or not to bbq for. Point is, you're coming over.

[feytality]

oh in that case

Count me in! And don't think you can slack off I'm putting you to work

[ wow what a quick turnaround ]

[disreguarded]

We're inviting you to hang out Maya not stealing your meat

[feytality]

well I will hang out AND take your meat!!

Prepare your meat sacrifices

[disreguarded]

[steelo]

dorm wars or not, we're all friends, right? that's really what this is about.
and getting revenge on fall
but mostly it's about being friends and hanging out together.

[feytality]

well I wouldn't be opposed to teaching fall a lesson in the art of war (((ง’ω’)و三

Just saying

Thanks for the curry btw!!! Let me grill you up a burger or two

[steelo]

we can come up with something. maybe just not our water gun fight, since lucretia-san says you guys are down with summer

and yw. glad to help! show me your grilling techniques, yeah?

[katzepaw]

Did you get something for the week? Iris gave us a cozy little campsite, which is why we invited you. But perhaps you have a better area to spend time in?

[feytality]

wow iris really spoils you guys huh

But I see your point!! A campsite sounds like a great spot for bbq

How is she btw

[katzepaw]

She is alright so far. Hugo?

[feytality]

are you sure? I got worried yesterday

Hugo is same old same old

We didnt end up buying any info

[katzepaw]

Is that what causes it, then?

She and Riku both lost track for a little while, but it seems to have mostly gone for now.

[feytality]

I don't know for sure but

It seems that way

Thank goodness

[headmt]

That means you too Malik.

[godcards]

No thanks.

[headmt]

I'm afraid you don't have a choice. If you don't show up, there will be dire consequences.

[godcards]

Nobody is going to make me do it.

You and your ape friend can't get into the dorm anymore.

[ambiography]

Nobody is going to make you, Malik, but we would appreciate if you'd try for a few minutes.

[godcards]

I don't want to.

[ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM MOLLY IS BULLYING ME DOWNTHREAD!!!!!!!!! ]

[ambiography]

I'd appreciate your company, if you'd come just for a bit.

[godcards]

There's going to be like 30 other people there.

[ambiography]

Yes, I'm aware of that.

[godcards]

One person missing isn't going to make much of a difference.

[disreguarded]

Just come to the dumb party dude
We want you there that's why you got included

[godcards]

No, it's because Spring was included.

I'm sure you have my best interests at heart, Beauregard, but surely you can understand why I would decline?

[disreguarded]

No it's because we invited all of you including you

I can take a wild fucking guess sure but look
You're not the only one that's been shaken upside down by an ape and suspected of murder so get over it and come chill

[godcards]

That really doesn't mean much coming from you.

I can consider it but I am not promising that I will attend.

[disreguarded]

Don't be a punk-ass bitch

Just consider it
It'd be just a little worse without you there

[godcards]

What a convincing argument.

But fine. I will consider it.

[ambiography]

Of course it does.

[godcards]

If I show up, how long do I have to stay?

[headmt]

I have my ways.

[godcards]

And I have mine.

[katzepaw]

I will not turn into an ape to force you to do anything other than cooperate at trial, Malik. You have my word on this.

[godcards]

You have to understand that I can't trust you on this.

[katzepaw]

Trust or don't trust, I have better things to do with my Polymorph.

[godcards]

I'm still not going.

[steelo]

c'mon, man
even if you don't talk to people, at least come grab a plate for a little bit?
seriously, there's gonna be a ton of food. did you get to eat on sunday?

[ a non threatening man who is not a monkey who helped prove your innocence maybe will have better luck?? ]

[godcards]

I did.

Thank you for the curry.

[ well it's not. a no??? ]

[steelo]

[ HE'LL TAKE IT ]

course! glad you liked it.
if you've got anything else you really like to eat that you might not've been able to get here, i can probably take a swing at making it.

[godcards]

I like koshari.

Kon has made it before.

[ egyptian food in general please everyone your spices ]

[steelo]

oh, sweet! we cook together a lot, i'll ask him for tips.
If we make some for the bbq, will you come by? At least for a little bit, you don't gotta stay too long.

[godcards]

Maybe for a little bit.

[ at the end of the day, he's still a teenage boy................ easily plied by food. ]

[steelo]

[ pspspsppsps ]



Awesome! Looking forward to it, dude.
My bros really love food from other countries, so I'm always tryin to pick up new skills. Lemme know when I do if it needs tweaks, too!

[headmt]

AND HUGO.

[ambiography]

Winter,

Spring Dorm recognizes your appreciation and your invitation, and after some deliberation I believe we've more or less come to a consensus.

While we hold no ill will toward you (and fondness toward some of your members), we're going to have to respectfully decline to join you in this challenge on the grounds that we believe our assistance to be needed more elsewhere-- but we're not unwilling to join you in less official ways.

Yours (in bbq but not in water guns,)

Spring Dorm

[headmt]

If you're sure.

[it's just text but you get the impression of sad dog face.]

[ambiography]

Of course we'll still come see you, you know.

[disreguarded]

[ambiography]

We could always make it a three-way arrangement against Fall?

[disreguarded]

Well now you have my attention

[katzepaw]

We don't need their pity, Beauregard.

[disreguarded]

[blows a raspberry. this doesn't come up as anything typeable but she's doing it.]

[ambiography]

I think that's the only way both of you are going to get us.

[disreguarded]

Well we don't want you THAT bad, don't get all full of yourself

[someone's feelings are hurt]

[ambiography]

It's because of the numbers, that's all. At least on my end.

[steelo]

[ambiography]

Don't look at me in that tone of emoji, Ichiro, we're still going to see you.

[steelo]

[ this mom voice ]






ok ok
i'm not gonna go easy on you, lucretia-san!

[ambiography]

I wouldn't expect you to.

[steelo]

oh it's on!

[katzepaw]

Are you betraying us, then?

(In all seriousness, we are just trying to make the team numbers fair. Are you teaming up with Summer or with Fall? If the latter we can join with Summer, but if the former there can be three teams, perhaps.)

[ambiography]

Oh, no, if we were betraying you we'd have accepted first.

But it's Summer.

[katzepaw]

Alright. We will issue a formal challenge to Sprummer, then.

[ambiography]

Then we'll accept on their behalf.

[headmt]

[oh sad dog face is GONE]

Really? You're going Sprummer? What has Summer ever done for you!

[ambiography]

You'd have to ask Sagihara about that, he's been insistent. I agreed on more of a population basis, so I suppose what they've done on my end is ended up with as few as we have.

[headmt]

Fine. If Claude wants me to whip his arse again so badly, I welcome tangling with him on the water gun battlefield. Sagihara is welcome to join him, I'll hang his underthings from the roof too.

[modissty]

You will not.

[LOOK HE SUPPORTS SPRUMMER MERGE BUT HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PARTAKING IN THESE SHENANIGANS.]

[headmt]

I will.

[HE INSISTED ON SPRUMMER AND ISN'T EVEN GOING TO JOIN? COWARDICE IS NOT RESPECTED HERE.]

[modissty]

[HE'S RUNNING FROM THE LAW AND HE'S ALSO RUNNING FROM DORM WARS.]

I would like for no one to touch my underthings so casually, thank you.

[disreguarded]

[modissty]

[THERE'S A CURSED BUTT ON HIS SCREEN.]

Why must you do these things

[disreguarded]

Technically this is Riku's fault

[modissty]

Is he the one that taught you those?

[disreguarded]

He gave them to me yeah

[modissty]

Is it supposed to be him?

[WHY.]

[disreguarded]

He said it was a funny little guy
I made him give them to me the like first week we were here

[modissty]

It is him...

[A funny little guy.........]

I suppose there's a charm to them.

[repress]

[ joining him in the no fun corner ]

I am stating for the record I had nothing to do with this.

[modissty]

[handshake emoji no fun batmans]

Yes, it doesn't sound like something that could be attributed to you.

[katzepaw]

[You can be a batman and like to have fun, too.]

[modissty]

[Teach them the ways, sole fun batman of the batman trio...]

[katzepaw]

[The trick is to spend a lot of time with chaotic people who like to do nonsense and it rubs off on you.]

[modissty]

[They're all well on their way in that case, dang.]

[steelo]

Sakyou, come on! you dont wanna join us?? it's gonna be lit

[modissty]

I don't recall saying I wouldn't join. Merely that I will not be the one losing my undergarments in battle.

[He might still flee but sometimes you gotta be a punk.]

[overshaded]

those sound like fighting words sakyou

[modissty]

[kaine your undergarments are your clothes you can't participate]

You may take them as such if you wish.

[overshaded]

[ don't be rude. she has cute summer outfits for during the week. ]

ill kick your ass no matter what

[modissty]

[Oh good welcome to the terrible fold then.]

Then I will accept this as a challenge in return.

[feytality]

MOLLY leave claude alone

And dont be jealous I just have to care of my little brothers

They need a lot of help

You know?

[overlimit]

So the barbecue thing's still on? I guess that's fine.

[headmt]

You guess?

[overlimit]

I mean, I have plenty of better things to do, but I can spare a little time.

[feytality]

rita!! We can have a bbq date

Lemme grill you up something nice

[overlimit]

sure, if you want to

[katzepaw]

[wow gay]

[headmt]

[ wow gay ]